The people who are getting the richest from this quarantine are the same people who are censoring criticism of the quarantine ~ Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
I was going to make a joke about Epstein being well hung but I didn’t want to be a pain in the neck.
I’m not impressed by money, job title, or social status
I’m impressed by the way someone treats other human beings
Curiosity killed the pussy
Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger but I did see her buying one of those miner hat things with a light on it
I’m sorry I seasoned you while you were taking a nap.
Yes I do realize there's nobody here. Why?
Give me the mashed potatoes and nobody gets hurt
My life is funnier than my jokes.
I'm not allways a sweet boy.I kill spiders sometimes.
知らないー?スマホゲームだよ(๑╹ω╹๑ )
Now wake the fuck up ya'll!You have responsibilities to ignore.
[First Date]
She: What do you like to do?Me: Ride my bike and stuffMe: And you?She: I'm into fisting
Me: fuck me harder2020: okay
Ok but if you were blind, would you still like them?
En wat gebeurt hier dan...
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