@wolf480pl @fribbledom booo programming languages should be empathetic and sympathetic.
@wolf480pl @fribbledom the compiler program opens a window. An animation of a round face, looks at you with a friendly concern. "what could we write to put you at ease?"
"Don't worry, remember, my purpose is to be at your service with no ironic consequences."
@jasper @wolf480pl @fribbledom We already have INTERCAL for that
@jasper @fribbledom that'd be creepy