2022 : Twitter is a small chewing-gum manufacturer.
2023 : All Mastodon instances are blocking all Pleroma instances and vice versa.
2024 : Mark Zuckerberg shuts down Facebook and starts a hermit life on a desert island in the Atlantic Ocean, focusing on bird spotting.
2025 : Mastodon founder Eugen Rochko meets up with Linus Torvalds and RMS on planet Mars and play ball games for fun, with a 1000 cats as spectators. #showerthoughts #cats
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