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We interrupt your regular scheduled toots to inform you that grown up things have been cancelled for the rest of the day due to lack of fucks. The shortage is a result of mismanaged fuck distribution. Fedi friends are advised to go eat snacks, hug soft things and watch cartoons in order to replenish the supply. Please remember to distribute future fucks with precision and care in the future to ensure maximum impact.
Then, as the song says, you have "no more fucks to give". I sympathise. Mine all fucked off a long time back.
That has indeed been pinpointed as the cause of the shortage. Please apply fuck replenishing self-care protocols.
@HeliaXyana I get the impression my soft thing prefers not to be hugged, tbh... 
She strongly objects to being picked up, and probably wouldn't take kindly to other activities that would impeed her movement either...
@alexadeswift @HeliaXyana It's a very relatable song, isn't it?
@AuthorJMac @alexadeswift @HeliaXyana
... and hilarious...
@alexadeswift @HeliaXyana @SJAsh_03 And creative on top of that. All the ways and reasons for why fucks can't be applied anymore.